Are Artificial Plants Tacky? (Spoiler: Not Ours)

It’s time to retire the dusty fern in the dentist’s office.

Artificial plants have had a rough reputation. And we get it - many of us still have trauma from plastic monstrosities perched in corner stands circa 1993. But let’s be clear: the world of faux greenery has evolved. Today’s artificial plants are chic, tactile, and nearly indistinguishable from the real deal… if you know where to look.

At Green Parrot Botanicals, we handpick pieces that are lush, high-quality, and full of character. No shiny leaves, no weird chemical smell, no stiff branches. Just beautifully realistic plants designed to elevate your space - without the drama of soil, sunlight, or monthly deaths.

The trick is all in the styling (we wrote a whole blog on that), but it starts with quality. Look for real-touch textures, variegated tones, and natural movement in the stems. Then pair them with a beautiful vessel, layer thoughtfully, and watch your space transform.

Because let’s face it—there’s nothing tacky about looking lush and put together at all times. (If only we could say the same for our hair in humidity.)